Big Gay Al

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:43:43 GMT

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:00:03 GMT

I'm not entirely sure what to make of this. I did laugh at some pieces, I admit.

Rock the Vote: Not Gonna Fuck You

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAVATAR.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 04:44:44 GMT

This is a real quote, from a real person (if you consider Furries to be real people, I have my doubts) on the internets:

"This could do for the Fur community what films like Dances with Wolves and Last of the Mohicans did to get the plight of Native Americans into the public consciousness."

I AM NOT KIDDING.

AHAHHAHAHA.

Fucking furries. :/

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:47:11 GMT

WANT. zomg.

I need to hypnotize my wife into forgetting I already got a christmas present. ^_^

This dude is going to regret this more than gettng arrested, I'd bet.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:47:29 GMT

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:12:05 GMT

For anybody who wants a good 24 inch 1080p monitor, that link goes to a $400 Samsung being offered for $189, today only.

I only post this because OMG WANT BUT CANNOT HAVE. :(

Figure maybe someone else can profit from my grief.

Holy hell.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:12:28 GMT

The OCZ Diesel 4GB Flash Drive is possibly the toughest USB drive I've ever seen. If you are in the market for portable storage in the 4, 8, or 16 GB range I cannot recommend them enough.

This advertisement brought to you by the flash of panic I had this morning after finding out I'd put my drive through a full wash and two full 'More Dry' dryer cycles, and the amazement that followed as I found that not only did my computer still recognize/open it, but not a single corrupt file. I've been tinkering it with it since then, moving data back and forth, and it's good as new.

Wow.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:51:12 GMT

Best lawsuit of all time.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:42:17 GMT

Relevant to my interests: Mandelbrot Madness

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:30:27 GMT

Do aliens even have sins?

How'd I miss this?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:09:17 GMT

Prop 8, the Musical.

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 01:12:24 GMT

We've all been there.

Yes, work safe. ;)

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:54:59 GMT

<3 <3 Windows 7 <3 <3

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:37:07 GMT

Anti-vaccine nuts are, in other news, nuts.

Not safe for work.

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:04:11 GMT

Chicks with Glasses

Not safe for work.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:47:19 GMT

Faulty battery in my new cell phone. Argh. Cannot get calls.

Folks looking at new computers.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:22:51 GMT

This just came across my email.

I'd probably pick a different power supply, but really for $500 it's an incredibly good deal for a quad core machine and a new OS (which itself runs like $150 or so).

It's a put-together kit, so if you aren't comfortable with that find somebody who is (like me).

My wife finds the best stuff.

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:27:13 GMT

Yes, it's a woman doing a pole dance.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:29:12 GMT

This is still pretty awesome.

Winner of Miss Pole Dance Australia 2006 & 09 Felix Cane

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:47:24 GMT

At least nobody got tazed.

Through an apparent misunderstanding, officers fire on a homeowner something like six times, and upon realizing their mistake stand there talking about covering it up while the 911 call the guy was on was still recording them.

Oh, and then lie to internal affairs about it. Aces, guys.

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:12:03 GMT

Just saw this, and it's awesome.

Dear Lily

Go watch.

Chuck Norris List + 4E D&D

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:16:36 GMT

Chuck Norris crits on a natural 1.

Chuck Norris can roll a natural 20 on a d4.

Chuck Norris has only one At-Will ability, the Roundhouse Kick. It does 3[M] damage per hit, where [M] = the monster's hitpoints + the monster's allies' hitpoints + the monster's hopes and dreams.

Chuck Norris slew Orcus during character creation.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in 1e, when he changed Loviatar's portfolio from "Having a great day" to "Pain"

Chuck Norris is the martial controller. He controls his enemies' lives.

Chuck Norris is so Epic that he goes into your dimension through your character sheet, forces you into the DnD realm and plays you as a character.

Eberron was created when Chuck Norris kicked the 3 progenitor dragons back-to-back-to-back. He knows them as "the dragon I kicked in the face, the dragon I kicked in the stomach, and the dragon I kicked... below."

Roundhouse Kick is actually a daily power, which Chuck Norris can use at will

The Chuck Norris class will not have the Controller role. No need. Chuck Norris is always in control.

The Raven Queen used to be known as 'Pete, God of Agriculture and Sunshine'. That all changed when Chuck Norris kicked him in the junk, simultaneously inventing death and sex-changes.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Raven Queen is just too afraid to tell him.

The active ingredient in a potion of heroism is Chuck Norris's sweat.

Glenn Beck can't spell.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:02:04 GMT

I love that this guy is on television.

What a douche.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 05:10:42 GMT

WANT.

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:56:01 GMT

He's the goddamn Batman!