Big Gay Al

WANT. zomg.

I need to hypnotize my wife into forgetting I already got a christmas present. ^_^

For anybody who wants a good 24 inch 1080p monitor, that link goes to a $400 Samsung being offered for $189, today only.

I only post this because OMG WANT BUT CANNOT HAVE. :(

Figure maybe someone else can profit from my grief.

The OCZ Diesel 4GB Flash Drive is possibly the toughest USB drive I've ever seen. If you are in the market for portable storage in the 4, 8, or 16 GB range I cannot recommend them enough.

This advertisement brought to you by the flash of panic I had this morning after finding out I'd put my drive through a full wash and two full 'More Dry' dryer cycles, and the amazement that followed as I found that not only did my computer still recognize/open it, but not a single corrupt file. I've been tinkering it with it since then, moving data back and forth, and it's good as new.

Wow.

Best lawsuit of all time.

Relevant to my interests: Mandelbrot Madness

Do aliens even have sins?

Prop 8, the Musical.

We've all been there.

Yes, work safe. ;)

<3 <3 Windows 7 <3 <3

Anti-vaccine nuts are, in other news, nuts.

Chicks with Glasses

Not safe for work.

Faulty battery in my new cell phone. Argh. Cannot get calls.

This just came across my email.

I'd probably pick a different power supply, but really for $500 it's an incredibly good deal for a quad core machine and a new OS (which itself runs like $150 or so).

It's a put-together kit, so if you aren't comfortable with that find somebody who is (like me).

This is still pretty awesome.

Winner of Miss Pole Dance Australia 2006 & 09 Felix Cane

At least nobody got tazed.

Through an apparent misunderstanding, officers fire on a homeowner something like six times, and upon realizing their mistake stand there talking about covering it up while the 911 call the guy was on was still recording them.

Oh, and then lie to internal affairs about it. Aces, guys.

Just saw this, and it's awesome.

Dear Lily

Go watch.

Chuck Norris crits on a natural 1.

Chuck Norris can roll a natural 20 on a d4.

Chuck Norris has only one At-Will ability, the Roundhouse Kick. It does 3[M] damage per hit, where [M] = the monster's hitpoints + the monster's allies' hitpoints + the monster's hopes and dreams.

Chuck Norris slew Orcus during character creation.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in 1e, when he changed Loviatar's portfolio from "Having a great day" to "Pain"

Chuck Norris is the martial controller. He controls his enemies' lives.

Chuck Norris is so Epic that he goes into your dimension through your character sheet, forces you into the DnD realm and plays you as a character.

Eberron was created when Chuck Norris kicked the 3 progenitor dragons back-to-back-to-back. He knows them as "the dragon I kicked in the face, the dragon I kicked in the stomach, and the dragon I kicked... below."

Roundhouse Kick is actually a daily power, which Chuck Norris can use at will

The Chuck Norris class will not have the Controller role. No need. Chuck Norris is always in control.

The Raven Queen used to be known as 'Pete, God of Agriculture and Sunshine'. That all changed when Chuck Norris kicked him in the junk, simultaneously inventing death and sex-changes.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago. The Raven Queen is just too afraid to tell him.

The active ingredient in a potion of heroism is Chuck Norris's sweat.

I love that this guy is on television.

What a douche.